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    , , , | Calgary, AB, Canada | At The Checkout, Bizarre

    Me: “Did you find everything you were looking for?”

    Customer: “Oh, yes. Absolutely.”

    (I realize the customer is buying three things. A pack of water pistols, lighter fluid, and matches.)

    Me: “Um… This is an interesting purchase.”

    Customer: “Yeah, there’s a wasp infestation in my garage. Figured this is easier than an exterminator.”