Knighted Before Bedtime
(It’s been a long day for both of us, and the following happens with us both half asleep as we prepare for bed.)
Wife: “Good night. I love you.”
Husband: “I night you…”
(Pause.)
Husband: “…Wait.”
Wife: *smiling* “You knight me?”
Husband: *smiling and a little embarrassed* “Good night, Sir [Wife]. I love you, too.
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?