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    Telling Porkies, Part 2

    | Denver, CO, USA | Top

    Customer: “Is the chicken caesar sandwich vegetarian?”

    Me: “No, ma’am. It has chicken in it. But we can substitute tofu if you’d like.”

    Customer: “I don’t want tofu. Don’t you have any vegetarian meat?”

    Me: “Vegetarian means no meat, ma’am. Would you like a non-vegetarian option?”

    Customer: “No, I’m a vegetarian. Your menu says you have vegetarian options.”

    Me: “We do have vegetarian options. Anything can be made without meat.”

    Customer: “Why don’t you have any vegetarian meat?”

    Me: “Are you sure you’re a vegetarian, ma’am?”

    Telling Porkies