(I’m standing in line at a coffee shop when I overhear this exchange between the barista and a creepy older customer who is obviously hitting on her.)

Barista: “What can I get you, sir?”

Creepy Customer: “…And why aren’t you on the menu, my dear? You look good.”

Barista: “Because, sir, that would be cannibalism. What type of coffee can I get you?”

(Dejected, the creepy customer orders a coffee and slinks out of line. Afterwards…)

Me: “That happen often?”

Barista: *smiles* “It’s his third attempt.”