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    Telling Creeps To Bite Me

    | Nashville, TN, USA | Food & Drink

    (I’m standing in line at a coffee shop when I overhear this exchange between the barista and a creepy older customer who is obviously hitting on her.)

    Barista: “What can I get you, sir?”

    Creepy Customer: “…And why aren’t you on the menu, my dear? You look good.”

    Barista: “Because, sir, that would be cannibalism. What type of coffee can I get you?”

    (Dejected, the creepy customer orders a coffee and slinks out of line. Afterwards…)

    Me: “That happen often?”

    Barista: *smiles* “It’s his third attempt.”