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    (Telepathic) Help Wanted, Part 2

    | Atlanta, USA |

    Old Customer with Earhair: “Do you have fixative?”

    Coworker 1: “I’m not aware of a product by that name. What do you want it to do?”

    Earhair: “Get me someone else who knows the inventory!”

    Coworker 2: “Sir, can I help you?”

    Earhair: “Yeah, I want some fixative.”

    Coworker 2: “We don’t have a product by that name, but if you describe it, we can get it for you.”

    Earhair: “I buy fixative in here ALL THE TIME.”

    Coworker 2: “What does the product look like?”

    Earhair: “This is ridiculous. You should know your inventory well enough to READ MY MIND!”

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