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    Technology To Shout About

    | London, UK |

    Me: “Hello sir, I’ve just come to put a microphone on you.”

    Client: “I hate those things. Do I need one? I can project.”

    Me: “You have an audio conference call on this event, so you need to speak into a microphone. Otherwise, people calling in won’t hear anything.”

    Client: “Can’t I just shout?”

    Me: “From London to Mumbai?”