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    Tech Support, Tier 666

    | Willow Grove, PA, USA |

    (Sometimes I get very bored at work and decide to have fun with customers.)

    Me: “Hi, what can I do for you today?”

    Customer: “My computer isn’t working at all. It seems that something is wrong with it.”

    Me: “Okay, let me see what I can do…”

    (I place my hands on the computer and in my best imitation of a televangelist.)

    Me: “IT IS HEALED! PRAISE THE LORD!”

    Customer: “Oh my God, really? Are you serious?! Thank you!”

    Me: “No, no I’m not.”

    Customer: *completely baffled*

    Me: “I hate my life.”