(I am working at the checkout when a mother in her 60s and daughter in her 40s walk up to checkout. There is a rack of magazines next to my register, including one with pictures from the upcoming Twilight movie.)

Daughter: “That Taylor Lautner is hot! Don’t you think so?”

Mother: “Oh, yeah, he’s much hotter than that Rob Pattinson guy.”

(I must have given them weird looks because the daughter now looks at me and begins to speak loudly and defensively.)

Daughter, to me: “What?! He’s legal!”