Team Building Retreat With The Reindeer

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Me: “Good evening, [hotel]. This is Patrice. How can I help you?”

Caller: “I’d like to check your availability for December 24th to the 26th.”

Me: “We do have rooms available for those dates.”

Caller: “I work for the government, and I’m wondering if you have the government discount?”

Me: “Only government employees on official government business are eligible for our government rates.”

Caller: “I’m on official business, then!”

Me: “… You’re trying to book a room for Christmas.”

Caller: *hangs up*