Tasteless And Pointless

(I’m giving out free samples of apple juice that we sell. There are several different flavors.)

Me: “Hello, madam. Would you like to try some of our apple juice?”

Customer: “Oh, yes, please!”

(The lady samples each one several times, making “Mmm!” sounds.)

Customer: “Well, I must admit they were very nice.”

Me: “Good! Which one was your favorite?”

Customer: “I couldn’t tell you dear, I lost my sense of taste and smell years ago.” *walks off*

This story is part of the Free-Sample Station roundup!

Read the next Free-Sample Station roundup story!

Read the Free-Sample Station roundup!