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    Tall Tales Vs. Turning Tail

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    (I work at a visitor’s center on a refuge, which is by a large pond. As this is Florida, we naturally have alligators. A visitor approaches the help desk.)

    Visitor: “You have a fake alligator outside!”

    Coworker: “No, sir. It’s real.”

    Visitor: “There’s no way that’s real!”

    Coworker: “Sir, all our gators are real.”

    Visitor: “I’ll prove it!”

    (My coworker follows the visitor outside. Suddenly, the visitor goes up to an alligator resting along the side of the pond and grabs it by the tail.)

    Alligator: *dives into the water*

    Visitor: *face goes white*