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    Talking Turkey

    | United Kingdom |

    (A customer rings the store on Christmas eve to speak to the meat manager.)

    Caller: “I’ve bought this turkey from you and there’s no meat on the breast. How am I supposed to feed everyone tomorrow?”

    Me: “I’m sorry sir, can I just ask you to check you haven’t put
    the bird in the oven upside down?”

    Caller: “I know how to roast a bloody turkey!”

    *sound of footsteps*

    *sound of oven door opening*

    *sound of oven door closing*

    *sound of footsteps*

    *sound of phone hanging up*