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    Talking Shirty

    | Pittsburgh, PA, USA | Bizarre, Crazy Requests

    Customer: “Hey, I need you to help me pick out something to wear.”

    Me: “Alright. Any special occasion?”

    Customer: “Yeah, I got a date on Saturday. I’m taking my girl to [local amusement park].”

    Me: “Alright, so you’ll probably need shorts and a nice shirt. How about this?”

    Customer: “No, nicer than that.”

    Me: “It’s supposed to be really hot this weekend, so you’d need a shirt with a thin fabric. This is a very well-made shirt.”

    Customer: “If you say so, but I better get laid or I’ll be back Sunday and file a complaint.”

    (A female coworker walks past and the customer starts talking to her.)

    Customer: “Hey, would you sleep with me if I wore this?”

    Female coworker: “…”