Customer: “I need to buy something for my 12 year old niece. I’d like a classic.”

(I show her the classics.)

Customer: “Oh! The Little Princess! What’s this about?”

(I tell her the story.)

Customer: “Sounds good…” *turns to her daughter* “So honey, we’re buying this for Monica, because she’s a spoiled brat, her parents treat her like a princess, and we want her to learn what it’s like to have nothing! Doesn’t that sound good?”