(An 80 year old woman and her husband come up to the cutting counter with a bolt of sparkly, orange, see-through fabric.)
80 year-old woman: “Three yards please.”
Me, as I am measuring: “What are you using this for?”
80 year-old woman: “I am taking a belly dancing class, and I am going to make my own outfit.”
(I stare, and the man looks everywhere but his wife.)
Also seen on: Not Always Romantic.