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    Take Two Werewolves And Call Me In The Morning

    | New Zealand | Extra Stupid

    (I have just given a customer his prescription and am explaining to him the directions.)

    Me: “So, just take two of these with water at night.”

    Customer: “Okay, thanks. Wait, I work at night…should I take these in the day time?”

    Me: “Yes, just take them before bed.”

    Customer: “Okay, so they aren’t activated by the moon or anything?”

    Me: “No.”

    Customer: *slight disbelief* “Hmm, okay…” *turns around and leaves*