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    | Grand Rapids, MI, USA | Uncategorized

    Me: *on the phone* “Thank you for calling Customer Support, my name is ****. How may I assist you?”

    Customer: “I would like to cancel my prescription to the Internet.”

    Me: “I’m sorry, you said…prescription?”

    Customer: “Yes, I went with a high speed provider! I don’t need my prescription with you any more!”

    Me: “…have you checked to see if that was OK with your doctor?”