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    The Cake Website Is A Lie

    | Australia | Bizarre, Food & Drink

    (I work on the hands-on side of a small online sports gear store, packing and answering the phone. I overhear the following phone call on speaker.)

    Coworker: “Hello, [Sports Store]. How can I help you?”

    Customer: “Yeah, hi. I haven’t actually looked at your website but I was wondering if you could help me; do you have any cake decorating supplies?”

    Coworker: “Uh… no I’m afraid we don’t carry cake decorating gear. We mostly stock sports goods.”

    Customer: *disappointed* “Oh… well, I don’t want that. Maybe I’ll check your website.” *click*

    Coworker: *to me* “Cake decorating is a sport now?”

    Zombies Need Contractors Too

    | Toronto, ON, Canada |

    (A customer calls and asks about a company that is subcontracted to manage some machinery in the warehouse. I explain it to him.)

    Caller: “Oh, so you’re an umbrella corporation, then?”

    Me: “Yes, sir, that’s correct. Except we don’t have zombies.”

    Caller: “I’m sorry, what?”

    Me: “Never mind, sir. Did you have any other questions today?”

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