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    | Vancouver, BC, Canada | Awesome Customers, Top

    Coworker: “Whoops, looks like there’s a 30 cent late fee on here for [movie]. It was returned a day late, so your total will be $6.25.”

    Customer: “What?! That’s impossible! I returned it the day after I rented it!”

    Coworker: “Well, it was a seven day rental, and it shows here that you returned it a day late at 6:13 pm.”

    (The customer continues to argue very loudly with my coworker, yelling out things like, “Do you know who I am?!” However, I tune it out because a regular customer comes up to my register.)

    Me: “Hi, Mr ***!”

    Regular: “Hey ***, love the hair. What’s the damage?”

    Me: “Oh boy, $43.76 in late fees? Where did you go this time?”

    (The regular leans way over into the other customer’s face and speaks loudly.)

    Regular: “$43.76 in late fees, you say? Here is my debit card, miss!”

    (He pulls his debit card out of his wallet with a big flourish.)

    Regular: “Boy, I should learn to return my movies on time, which is clearly not the fault of this establishment!”

    (The other customer shuts up, quickly pays, and leaves.)

    Me: “You’re my favorite.”

    Regular: “I know.”

    (We waived half his fees and gave him a free rental.)

    Not Thinking Outside The Box – Part 2

    | Ireland |

    (I’m on the phone with a customer who had returned an empty box with no tape to our video rental store.)

    Customer: “…I f***ing DID return that tape this morning!”

    Me: “Sorry, but you actually only returned an empty box.”

    (The customer continues yelling at me and calling me names. I patiently wait until he stops.

    Me: “Could you do me a small favour? Go over to your VCR and press the eject button.”

    (The customer curses me out again, but I hear him rest the phone down and then hear a VCR ejecting a tape. There is a silence, then the phone is picked up.)

    Customer: “Um…I’ll be round in ten minutes.”

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    Dances With Fools

    | Indianapolis, IN, USA |

    Customer: “I’m hoping you can help me. I saw a movie on TV with Kevin Costner and I want to rent it but I don’t know what it was called.”

    Me: “Okay, what was it about?”

    Customer: “I don’t know, I didn’t see it all. But what I saw was him with a mustache.”

    Me: “Okay. Was it Western-themed?”

    Customer: “I didn’t see it.”

    Me: “Well, did it look like it was set in a different time period?”

    Customer: “No. It was with Kevin Costner. So, some time in the last 30 years.”

    Ball Buster Filibuster

    | San Jose, CA, USA |

    (I work at a video store, where in order to rent movies we ask for a phone number and then read out their name to verify the account. You can have one primary account name, with others added on to it. This particular customer was on the account under his wife.)

    Me: “Phone number, please.”

    Customer: *reads out number*

    Me: “Are you under [name of wife]“?

    Customer: “Not tonight. She’s mad at me!”

    Dude, Where’s My Brain

    | Eugene, OR, USA |

    (Two guys walk into our video rental store, find their video, and come up to pay.)

    Coworker: “What’s your phone number?”

    Customer: “Yeah, it’s [phone number].”

    Coworker: “Okay, so Chris [last name]?”

    Customer’s friend: “Holy s*** man, he knows your name!” *turns to my coworker* “Dude, what’s my name?!”

    Coworker: “…”

    Customer: “Dude, I have an account here.”

    Customer’s friend: “Oh. I’m going to go wait in the car…”

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