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    (Telepathic) Help Wanted

    | Michigan, USA | Top

    Customer: “I’m looking for that movie.”

    Me: “We have lots of movies, can I help narrow it down?”

    Customer: “No, I want it full sized.”

    Me: “I meant, what can you tell me about the movie?”

    Customer: “Isn’t it YOUR job to tell ME about the movie?”

    Me: “Well, I’ll tell you everything I know about the movie as soon as you tell me which movie you’re looking for.”

    Customer: “If I knew which movie I was looking for, wouldn’t I have found it by now? Jeez, the people they hire these days.”

    (Customer storms out)

    Genres Are For Weaklings

    | Pennsylvania, USA | Top

    Customer: “What movie just came out on video that’s like Lord of the Rings?”

    Me: “I’m not sure, we haven’t gotten any big titles this week and definitely nothing that’s like Lord of the Rings…”

    Customer: “Well, I saw a commercial that said, ‘Now available at your local *** Video’…and this is my local *** video.”

    Me: “Hmmm, let me check with another manager.” (I call up to the office)

    Me (to manager): “What came out this week besides Jeepers Creeper?”

    Customer:JEEPERS CREEPERS! That’s it!”

    Me: “We have that, but it’s nothing like Lord of the Rings.”

    Customer: “Yeah it has monsters in it, it’s like Lord of the Rings.” *customer walks away*

    Another employee: “You should tell him to rent The English Patient too. It has talking in it, so it’s like Lord of the Rings.”


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