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    From Bat To Worse

    | KY, USA |

    Customer: “Do you have that new Dracula movie?”

    Me:Bram Stoker’s Dracula? We sure do.”

    Customer: “I love all of that guy’s movies.”

    Me: “A Coppola fan?”

    Customer: “No, Bram Stoker. I love everything he’s been in.”

    Houston Had It Easy

    | KY, USA |

    Customer: “What do you have in that’s good?”

    Me: “Well, we just got Apollo 13 in. It’s the true story of the Apollo mission.”

    (The customer looks perplexed.)

    Me: “You know. ‘Houston, we have a problem.’

    Customer: “Does it have any aliens in it?”

    Taking A Gamble

    | Toronto, ON, Canada |

    Customer: “Recommend the movie I am thinking of!”

    Me: “Pardon?”

    Customer: “You heard me. Are you deaf? Recommend the movie that I am thinking of!”

    (I reach over and put my hand on her head.)

    Customer:CASINO!”

    Don’t Knock It Until You’ve Pried It

    | Toronto, ON, Canada |

    (We are closed and counting money from the register, when a customer approaches the locked door and tries to open it. She notices the closed sign and tries the door again, then knocks on the door loudly and pulls hard on the door. So hard in fact, that she manages to fit her shoe through the crack. Worried about a broken door, I open the door quickly.)

    Customer: “Are you open?”

    Me: “No, we are closed.”

    Customer: “Then why did you open the door?!”


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