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Be Ver-wee Ver-wee Qwiet – I’m Hunting Wii-bits

| Elizabethton, TN, USA | Uncategorized

Me: *on the phone* “Thank you for calling ****, how can I help you?”

Customer: “What kind of game do you specialize in?”

Me: “Er…what do you mean, sir?”

Customer: “I mean, do you specialize in deer, or what?”

Me: “Um, sir, we sell video games.”

Customer: “Oh, um, well then… goodbye.” *click*

Customer Of The Week: So There!

| Australia | Old Comics

Customer Of The Week: Just Look At Bambie...
Created by our friends at Quitting Time

All Signs Point To Duh

All Signs Point To Duh

| Australia | Uncategorized

Customer: “I bought these games yesterday, and I don’t want them. I want my money back.”

Me: “Sorry, but I can’t give you cash back. I can exchange them for credit so you can choose something else.”

Customer: “I was not told that when I bought them.”

Me: “Yeah, sorry… but we do have signs up.” *I point to two of these signs*

Customer: “Well, I’m illiterate, so I couldn’t know! Now give me my f***ing money!”

Me: “As I said, I am sorry, but I can only do it as credit.”

Customer: “But, there was no way I could know that when I bought them! I’m illiterate!”

Me: “Well, there was no way we could know that when you bought them. Perhaps you could get a sign?”

All Signs Point To No

Cross-Platform Chromosomes

| Greensboro, NC, USA | Bigotry, Top

(I work at a video game store, and I’m one of the few female employees.)

Customer: *hands me a 360 box* “I need this game on the PS3.”

Me: “I’m sorry, but this game is actually only made for the Xbox 360 and PC.”

Customer: “Are you sure? I know I’ve seen it on the PS3!”

Me: “No… the company that makes this game works exclusively for Microsoft. Sony doesn’t have the rights to sell this game on their consoles.”

Customer: “Well, let me talk to one of the MALE employees. Maybe he can find this game on the PS3 for me.”

(The customer walks over to my fellow employee.)

Customer, to male employee: “She doesn’t know what she’s talking about. Can you show me where I can find the PS3 version?”

Male employee: “Umm… she is correct. That game is made by a Microsoft owned company. It will probably never come out on the PS3 unless Microsoft decides to sell the rights to that game to Sony.”


Male Employee: *points to me* “There she is.”

Customer: “Ah!!!” *throws game on floor and storms out*

Guess He Couldn’t Beat The Final Boss Beagle

| Los Angeles, CA, USA | Bad Behavior

Customer: “I need to return this game. It’s too hard for my son.”

Employee: “Well, miss, according to your reciept, you bought this new. So, all you can do is get another copy of the same thing if it’s defective.”

Customer: “Who the h*** are you? I’ve never seen you before!”

Employee: “I’ve been here for close to a year…”

Customer: “I’ve been coming here for a long time and I’ve never seen you!”

Employee: “Well, be that as it may, you cannot return the game. I’m sorry.”

Customer: “F*** you!”

Me: “Miss, I am the store manager here and what my associate is telling you is true; you cannot return the game and you need to leave. I will not tolerate you insulting my employees.”

Customer: “Make me leave! See what happens!”

Me: “Okay, I’ll just call security. Will that do it for you?”

Customer: “Call security! I’ll call the cops!”

Me: “Be my guest… That’d be awesome.”

Customer: “I’m the store manager of [Store] across the street and I’d never treat a customer this way!”

Me: “Would you break return policy just because someone is yelling?”

Customer: *leaves in a huff*

Me, to employee: “What game was it, anyway?”

Employee: “… Nintendogs.”