COD 4: Trout At War

, | London, UK | Uncategorized

(I witnessed from one of the checkout lines.)

Customer: “Do you have COD 4?”

Employee: “Call of Duty 4? Yes we–”

Customer: “No, no, no, not Call of Duty 4. COD 4!”

Employee: “Sir, COD 4 stands for Call of Duty 4…”

Customer: “No, it doesn’t! The customer is always right! Now bring me a copy of COD 4 right now!”

The Bruce Lee Fantasy Will Have To Wait

, | California, USA | Uncategorized

(I’m ringing up a middle-aged mother for a Nintendo Wii System she’s buying for her son.)

Me: “Would you like to buy a Nunchuk as well?”

Customer: “H*** YEAH!”

Me: *taken aback by her enthusiasm* “All right…the Nunchuk is $19.99.”

Customer: “Only twenty bucks? My kid’s gonna love it.”

Me: *holding up the controller* “Uh, the Nunchuk is a controller…it’s just this right here.”

Customer: “Oh…then never mind.”

Be Ver-wee Ver-wee Qwiet – I’m Hunting Wii-bits

| Elizabethton, TN, USA | Uncategorized

Me: *on the phone* “Thank you for calling ****, how can I help you?”

Customer: “What kind of game do you specialize in?”

Me: “Er…what do you mean, sir?”

Customer: “I mean, do you specialize in deer, or what?”

Me: “Um, sir, we sell video games.”

Customer: “Oh, um, well then… goodbye.” *click*

Customer Of The Week: So There!

| Australia | Old Comics

Customer Of The Week: Just Look At Bambie...
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All Signs Point To Duh

All Signs Point To Duh

| Australia | Uncategorized

Customer: “I bought these games yesterday, and I don’t want them. I want my money back.”

Me: “Sorry, but I can’t give you cash back. I can exchange them for credit so you can choose something else.”

Customer: “I was not told that when I bought them.”

Me: “Yeah, sorry… but we do have signs up.” *I point to two of these signs*

Customer: “Well, I’m illiterate, so I couldn’t know! Now give me my f***ing money!”

Me: “As I said, I am sorry, but I can only do it as credit.”

Customer: “But, there was no way I could know that when I bought them! I’m illiterate!”

Me: “Well, there was no way we could know that when you bought them. Perhaps you could get a sign?”

All Signs Point To No

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