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    COD 4: Trout At War

    , | London, UK |

    (I witnessed from one of the checkout lines.)

    Customer: “Do you have COD 4?”

    Employee: “Call of Duty 4? Yes we–”

    Customer: “No, no, no, not Call of Duty 4. COD 4!”

    Employee: “Sir, COD 4 stands for Call of Duty 4…”

    Customer: “No, it doesn’t! The customer is always right! Now bring me a copy of COD 4 right now!”

    The Bruce Lee Fantasy Will Have To Wait

    , | California, USA |

    (I’m ringing up a middle-aged mother for a Nintendo Wii System she’s buying for her son.)

    Me: “Would you like to buy a Nunchuk as well?”

    Customer: “H*** YEAH!”

    Me: *taken aback by her enthusiasm* “All right…the Nunchuk is $19.99.”

    Customer: “Only twenty bucks? My kid’s gonna love it.”

    Me: *holding up the controller* “Uh, the Nunchuk is a controller…it’s just this right here.”

    Customer: “Oh…then never mind.”

    Be Ver-wee Ver-wee Qwiet – I’m Hunting Wii-bits

    | Elizabethton, TN, USA |

    Me: *on the phone* “Thank you for calling ****, how can I help you?”

    Customer: “What kind of game do you specialize in?”

    Me: “Er…what do you mean, sir?”

    Customer: “I mean, do you specialize in deer, or what?”

    Me: “Um, sir, we sell video games.”

    Customer: “Oh, um, well then… goodbye.” *click*

    Customer Of The Week: So There!

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    Customer Of The Week: Just Look At Bambie...
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    All Signs Point To Duh

    All Signs Point To Duh

    | Australia |

    Customer: “I bought these games yesterday, and I don’t want them. I want my money back.”

    Me: “Sorry, but I can’t give you cash back. I can exchange them for credit so you can choose something else.”

    Customer: “I was not told that when I bought them.”

    Me: “Yeah, sorry… but we do have signs up.” *I point to two of these signs*

    Customer: “Well, I’m illiterate, so I couldn’t know! Now give me my f***ing money!”

    Me: “As I said, I am sorry, but I can only do it as credit.”

    Customer: “But, there was no way I could know that when I bought them! I’m illiterate!”

    Me: “Well, there was no way we could know that when you bought them. Perhaps you could get a sign?”

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