What You’ve Got There Is A Chonky Cat!
When I was in high school, my grandparents found a stray cat. It was very friendly, very social (to the point of walking up to my parents’ dog and rubbing on his leg affectionately with absolutely no hesitation), and very, very round.
My grandparents were hesitant to adopt a cat, but this one was just a real sweetheart, so they started putting food and water out for it. They were adamant that it would not be going inside. Their resolve lasted for about two weeks before the cat had a bed inside the house.
But as I said, this cat had an extremely girthy midsection. Grandpa decided to take the cat to the vet to find out when the kittens were due.
The vet was nice enough and gave the cat a thorough exam, pronouncing it to be roughly four years old and in good health, but proceeded to look Grandpa right in the eyes and say:
Vet: “Your neutered male won’t be having kittens any time soon.”