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    Just A Teensy Bit Dramatic

    | Auckland, NZ |

    Customer: “I’m on my way to the kennels and my cat here needs an injection to get in.”

    Me: “Well, you need an appointment for that. We’re fully booked until tomorrow afternoon.”

    Customer: “If you’re going to be so difficult, I’ll take my cat elsewhere and get it put down!”

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    Me: “Emergency veterinary clinic, how can I help you?”

    Caller: *worried female voice* “My dog has a red thing on him.”

    Me: “Is it actively bleeding?”

    Caller: “No.”

    Me: “Where is it located?”

    Caller: “On his tummy.”

    Me: “Can you describe it to me? How large is it? Does it look more like a cut, a rash or an abrasion?”

    Caller: “It looks like a little stick of lipstick.”

    Me: “That’s his p****.”

    Caller: *hangs up*

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