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  • Because 8 Bajillion Signs Are Always The Answer, Part 2

    , | Nebraska, USA |

    Me: “Your total will be [total price].”

    Customer: “That seems a little high. Were the Imaginext items buy one, get one free?”

    (I check the items and see if they’re scanning correctly in the register.)

    Me: “Yes, they are, but you have 3 Imaginext items and one non-Imaginext item, so that won’t ring up on sale.”

    Customer: “Well, they’re all in the same aisle!”

    Me: “Well, yes, but just because one item is on sale doesn’t mean everything in the aisle is on sale as well.”

    Customer: “Well, you should put that on your signs!”

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    E Is For Close Enough

    | Davenport, IA, USA | Family & Kids

    (Overheard in the video game section of a toy store.)

    Kid: “That’s the game!”

    (The father picks it up to read it as his child waits impatiently.)

    Kid: “That’s the one! Let’s go!”

    Father: “Hang on. I need to see if this is the right game for you.”

    Kid: “But it’s rated ‘E!’ ‘E’ stands for ‘Anybody!’”

    And Tell Voldemort He’s Next

    | St. Louis, MO, USA | Geeks Rule

    (I work in a toy store in a local mall. One day a man comes in and stands awkwardly to one side for a long while. I realize that something is…off about him, mentally. Finally, he approaches me.)

    Me: “Hi, how may I help you today?”

    Customer: “Have you seen Bellatrix Lestrange?”

    Me: “We don’t carry any Harry Potter toys, but you might be able to find some Harry Potter stuff at Hot Topic.”

    Customer: *looking completely serious* “No, I’m looking for Bellatrix. I’ve already killed Malfoy and now I’m looking for that b****.”

    Some Customers Just Waltz In

    | Gaithersburg, MD, USA |

    (I am a customer in the video game section of a toy store. Another customer comes in and approaches an employee.)

    Customer: “Do you have the dance dance game?”

    Employee: “We might. For which system?”

    Customer: “Dancing?”

    Employee: “No. We need to know, because they only work on the system they were meant for.”

    Customer: “It’s for the television.”

    Employee: “Yes, but-”

    Customer: “You put the thing on the floor and jump around like this!”

    (The customer starts jumping around. It is actually a fairly good representation of playing ‘Dance Dance Revolution’.)

    The Birds And The Bees Talk, Illustrated (Comic)

    | Belgium | Old Comics


    Original Story | Comic by EvilNessie

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