I am a tour guide at a historical plantation in the American South. A significant part of the tour, aside from the old, preserved buildings, is the many huts and accommodations where enslaved people lived.
Most of the tour group is pleasant, taking in the history, but there is one older couple who keeps scoffing and sneering as soon as I mention anything to do with slavery.
Older Woman: “Oh, Lord, here we go again. Yes, yes, we get it; they had slaves. We just came here to see the nice houses.”
Me: “Ma’am, as I have mentioned, we here at [Historical Museum] have a responsibility to provide all the context of the history of the site. It would be remiss of us to talk about the beauty of the manor without also addressing how it was afforded and maintained.”
Older Man: “Ugh, we thought we’d be safe down here in Louisiana, but even all of y’all have gone woke.”
Me: “It’s ‘woke’ to talk about slavery?”
Older Man: “Slavery was hundreds of years ago!”
Me: “Just over 150 years ago, actually, and if that’s too old for you to consider relevant, then you would have to apply that same logic to the manor you were just admiring.”
Older Woman: “We didn’t come on this tour to be lectured and made to feel guilty about slavery!”
Me: “Then this isn’t the tour for you. Feel free to head to the ground’s exit at any time, but I will be continuing this tour as intended.”
They scoff and make disparaging sounds at that, but they still stick around for the tour.
When it is time to leave, I see them heading over to their vehicle, which proudly flies both the US and Confederate flags.
The older man sees me staring at the flags.
Older Man: “Now, this is real American history, son! None of that woke guilty BS!”
Me: “The confederacy lasted four years. Slavery lasted three hundred. I think I know which had a bigger impact on American history, sir.”
He looked like he wanted to storm up and punch me. (He could have; he looked a lot bigger and stronger than me, despite his age.) But he ended up just spitting on the ground near me and driving off.
The Yelp review was not kind, but it was hilarious.