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    (I work at a historical site of the civil war, dressing and acting as if we were still in that time period)

    Tourist: “Is that fire real?”

    Me: “Yes.”

    Tourist: “Is the water you’re drinking real?”

    Me: “Yes.”

    Tourist: “Are your clothes real?”

    Me: “Yes.”

    Tourist: “Are you real?”

    Me: “Yes.”

    Tourist: “This place isn’t very interesting.”