Hard To Decide Who Are The Poor Unfortunate Souls
It is a super busy summer weekend at our world-famous theme park. There are lines for everything, and thanks to peak capitalism, lots of our customers are taking advantage of pay-extra fast passes to skip lines.
I am manning the fast-pass entrance at a ride, keeping their wait time down to what I have been told. A woman with a group of her children in the regular line has been watching me let people in for about ten minutes, getting angrier and angrier.
Angry Customer: “Why are all those people going ahead of us?!”
Me: “They’re on the fast pass, ma’am.”
Angry Customer: “I have kids! They’re tired! They should be allowed through the fast pass!”
Me: “Unfortunately, ma’am, you have to purchase special wristbands to benefit from the fast pass.”
Angry Customer: “And let me guess, those cost extra?”
Me: “They do, ma’am, but for days like today, on the weekend, and during our peak season they come highly recommended in order to beat the lines at our most popular rides.”
As I am explaining this, a group of adults with fast passes approach me. I am about to start scanning them, when the angry customer suddenly jumps out of her spot in the line and blocks their path.
Angry Customer: “They don’t even have any kids! They should let me take their spot!”
Customer: “What the h***, lady?!”
Me: “Ma’am, please let those customers through. They have every right to be here and—”
Angry Customer: “F*** these childless f***s! You shouldn’t let anyone into [Park] unless they have kids! You all don’t know how hard it is to keep kids happy in these long lines!”
Customer: “So I should suffer because I chose not to have kids? Get over yourself, lady!”
Me: “Ma’am, please step back into your line or I will be forced to call security.”
Angry Customer: “I can barely afford to bring my kids here and these f***s can just waltz through with their fancy passes! F*** that! Let me and my kids on this ride right now!”
I call security and manage to get some more guests on the ride in the meantime. When they arrive they escort the woman out of the ride, forcing her poor kids to leave with her. I don’t know what became of her, and I feel for mothers who struggle to deal with grouchy kids in our long lines, but as a childless adult fan of the park myself, I can’t say I agree with her.