This Urban Legend Has Infinite Power
Caller: “My iMac won’t turn on.”
I try the usual suggestions to unplug it and plug it in again, etc. Just on a hunch, I ask:
Me: “Does your home have power?”
Caller: “It does! It’s questions like this that are getting me more and more upset at your crappy product and horrible service! Send someone out to fix it!”
That’s not something we do at this point in troubleshooting. At this point, I’ve asked all the usual questions, but then she claims she is having trouble seeing because it’s kind of dark. So, I ask again:
Caller: “Yes, I have power!”
So, as most tech support people do, I distrust her responses at this point. It’s time to test the outlet.
Me: “Do you have a table lamp or something that can generate light nearby?”
Caller: “Yes.”
Me: “Okay, great, can you plug it into the same outlet the iMac is using? Replace one cord with the other.”
Sure enough, the lamp doesn’t work. She flips the switch a few times — nothing. She then blithely responds:
Caller: “Oh, yeah, power’s been out all day, but it should still work. I just bought it! I paid a s***-ton for it!”