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    Their Team Aren’t On A (Tootsie) Roll

    | NC, USA | Criminal/Illegal, Food & Drink

    (I’m volunteering at a college basketball game. A fellow volunteer and I are tasked with checking bags at the pre-game party for donors to an alumni organization. Many of the people attending this party are older and attend every single game, so they know the drill. Bags are searched to prevent people from bringing in alcohol or outside food.)

    Me: “Hello. Can I check your bag?”

    Customer: “Sure, hon.” *she holds her purse open for me*

    Me: “Could you pull that out for me, please?”

    (I indicate what looks to be a ziplock bag, as it is underneath a few of her items and I cannot see what is in it.)

    Customer: “Alrighty.”

    (The customer pulls out the bag, which I can now see contains several Tootsie Rolls.)

    Me: “I’m sorry, but you’re going to have to leave that here. We don’t allow any outside food.”

    Customer: “But I have to bring them in! It’s tradition!”

    Me: “I apologize, but you have to leave them here.”

    Customer: “You don’t understand! I’m bringing them for my friend. He passes them out every time at halftime to make sure [Home Team] wins!”

    Me: “Sorry, but I can’t let you take them in. It’s the stadium’s policy.”

    Customer: “Well, then, if [Home Team] loses it’ll be all your fault!”

    Me: *doing my very best to remain serious* “I guess I’ll have to take that risk.”

    (Her team did lose. The group I volunteer with jokingly threatened to make me apologize to the players.)

    From The Mouth Of Babes, Part 6

    | Calgary, AB, Canada | Bad Behavior, Family & Kids, Language & Words, Top

    (I work at a hockey stadium ticket booth. A customer is using the ‘F’ word a ridiculous amount of times. Everyone is getting tired of this guy, but none faster than the six-year-old girl behind him in line.)

    Little Girl:  ”My Mom says if ya can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all!”

    Crowd: *various sounds of agreement and thanks that she said what they felt they couldn’t*

    Customer: “Well your mom must be a [10-second string of words and phrases that should NEVER be spoken to a child, EVER].”

    Little Girl:  *crinkles her face up* “If you followed that rule you’d never talk again!”

    (The crowd laughs loudly at the remark, and the foul-mouthed customer and his friend are shamed out of line. I comped half her father’s order.)

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