You Need To Fine-Tune(a) Your Requests
I’m sitting at my normal booth at a sandwich shop when a man walks in. In six words, I know that this is going to be a fun story to share with my friends.
Customer: “Do you have anything gluten-free?”
Sandwich Artist: “No, sorry, sir.”
Customer: “Why not?”
Sandwich Artist: “I’ll give you the number for corporate, and you can ask them when you leave.”
Customer: “All right. Well, I guess I’ll just get my friend’s sandwich, then.”
He proceeds to go through the entire process of ordering a tuna sandwich with the works, but as they are wrapping the sandwich up and putting it in the bag, he stops.
Customer: “Wait. Does the tuna have mayonnaise in it?”
Sandwich Artist: “Yes, it’s mixed in.”
Customer: “Why didn’t you say anything?! He can’t have that, then! Ugh!”
The man moves back to the top of the line. (The shop is empty aside from the two of us.) The employees look at each other before the one that has been dealing with him moves back up to the top of the line, as well. They go through assembling a whole second sandwich and then get back to the register.
Sandwich Artist: “Your total will be $33.24.”
Customer: “What? Why is it so expensive?”
Sandwich Artist: “It’s two footlo—”
Customer: “One.”
Sandwich Artist: “You have the tuna and t—”
Customer: “No, he can’t have that! I’m not buying it.”
Sandwich Artist: “Well, I’m charging you for it.”
Customer: “What?! Why?!”
Sandwich Artist: “Because you ordered it.”
Customer: “YOU DIDN’T TELL ME THERE WAS MAYO!”
Me: “You didn’t tell her that you had a sensitivity to account for.”
I meant to say it to myself, but both of them hear me and the man glares at me.
Okay… maybe part of me meant to say it that loud… maybe.
Customer: “I’ll be having the Cold Cut.”
Sandwich Artist: “$33.24.”
Customer: “I’m not paying for the other sandwich!”
Sandwich Artist: “Yes, you are. You ordered it.”
Customer: “Fine, then! I’m going elsewhere!”
The man stormed out of the shop without either of the sandwiches. The worker shook her head and disappeared into the back with them.
I actually did not see her again; she and her coworkers didn’t reemerge in the time that I took to finish my meal. I assume they were taking a breather and listening for the door chime to alert them that someone was coming in.
The tuna sandwich guy ended up going to the steak place next door. I saw him arguing with the staff there when I left.