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    Must Be A Vegan

    | Palm Coast, FL, USA | Top

    (I was working at a Subway about a year ago)

    Me: “Hi. What can I get for you?”

    Customer: “Let me see.” *looks at the menu* “A sub.”

    Me: “What kind of sub do you want, ma’am?”

    Customer: “I want provolone cheese?”

    Me: “What kind of meat would you like?”

    Customer: “Excuse me?”

    Me: “What kind of meat?”

    Customer: *agitated* “Are you being rude?”

    *storms out and stands in front of the store for a few minutes telling people not to come in because of a rude employee*

    Even Bosses Have A Stupid Quota

    , | Edmonton, Alberta, Canada | Food & Drink, Top

    Customer: “I’d like pineapple on my sub.”

    Me: “I’m sorry, we don’t have pineapple. Only Mr. Sub has pineapple.”

    Customer: “Yes you do! I always get pineapple here!”

    Me: “I’ve worked here for quite a while, and we’ve never had it. Sorry!”

    Customer: “Excuse me, the customer is always right! You can’t argue with me!”

    Me: “Um…”

    Customer speaks to my manager: “Excuse me, your employee is arguing with me! What are you going to do about it?”

    Manager: “Don’t be so stupid! Get out of my store!”

    Captain Obvious To The Rescue

    , | Milwaukee, WI, USA | Top

    Me: “Hello, welcome to ***, what kind of sandwich can I get for you?”

    Customer: “Uhh… I’ll get a Club.”

    Me: “Would you like a 6 inch or a footlong?”

    Customer: “I don’t know, how long is a footlong?”

    Me: “It’s a FOOT LONG.”

    Signs Point To Yes

    , | Arcadia, CA |

    Sandwich Shop Worker: “Would you like mustard or mayonnaise on your sandwich?”

    Customer: “Yes, please.”

    (Sandwich shop worker stares)

    Customer: “Oops! I mean. Um…mayonnaise.”

    Sandwich Shop Worker: “How would you like to pay? Cash or credit?”

    Customer: “Okay.”

    (Sandwich shop worker stares some more)

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