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    Ah, Parents…

    , | Rhode Island, USA | Family & Kids, Top

    (The phone rings at around 6-ish.)

    Me: “Hello, this is D-…”

    (I hear loud crying in the background.)

    Man: “Hello, Disney World? I’m just calling to say that if my children don’t finish their vegetables in the next five minutes, we won’t be visiting you this year.”

    Me: “I…er…what?”

    Man: *whispering* “Thank you.” *click*

    There’s A Turkey Alright, But It’s Standing In Line

    | San Diego, CA, USA |

    Customer: “Hello, can I please get a turkey burger?”

    Me: “You mean a turkey sandwich?”

    Customer: “No, I mean a turkey burger!”

    Me: “Miss, we don’t sell turkey burgers here.”

    (Another customer orders a soy patty.)

    Customer: “Don’t lie to me! That woman just got one!”

    Me: “That is a soy patty.”

    Customer: “DON’T F***ING LIE TO ME!”

    Must Be A Vegan

    | Palm Coast, FL, USA | Top

    (I was working at a Subway about a year ago)

    Me: “Hi. What can I get for you?”

    Customer: “Let me see.” *looks at the menu* “A sub.”

    Me: “What kind of sub do you want, ma’am?”

    Customer: “I want provolone cheese?”

    Me: “What kind of meat would you like?”

    Customer: “Excuse me?”

    Me: “What kind of meat?”

    Customer: *agitated* “Are you being rude?”

    *storms out and stands in front of the store for a few minutes telling people not to come in because of a rude employee*

    Even Bosses Have A Stupid Quota

    , | Edmonton, Alberta, Canada | Food & Drink, Top

    Customer: “I’d like pineapple on my sub.”

    Me: “I’m sorry, we don’t have pineapple. Only Mr. Sub has pineapple.”

    Customer: “Yes you do! I always get pineapple here!”

    Me: “I’ve worked here for quite a while, and we’ve never had it. Sorry!”

    Customer: “Excuse me, the customer is always right! You can’t argue with me!”

    Me: “Um…”

    Customer speaks to my manager: “Excuse me, your employee is arguing with me! What are you going to do about it?”

    Manager: “Don’t be so stupid! Get out of my store!”

    Captain Obvious To The Rescue

    , | Milwaukee, WI, USA | Top

    Me: “Hello, welcome to ***, what kind of sandwich can I get for you?”

    Customer: “Uhh… I’ll get a Club.”

    Me: “Would you like a 6 inch or a footlong?”

    Customer: “I don’t know, how long is a footlong?”

    Me: “It’s a FOOT LONG.”


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