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    Natural Selection In Action

    , | New Jersey, USA |

    (A man walks in and is very excited about getting a cheese steak.)

    Customer: “Let me get everything on that, but no tomatoes!”

    Me: “Don’t worry, it doesn’t come with tomatoes.”

    Customer: “Good! No tomatoes though, man. Absolutely no tomatoes! I’m allergic to tomatoes, man.”

    Me: “Not a problem.”

    Customer: “Good. Just make sure there’s no tomatoes ’cause I’m really allergic to them and I could die. If you put tomatoes on there it will kill me!”

    Me: “Okay…”

    Customer: “Now let me get extra ketchup.”

    Me: “…”

    SpecifiCity, USA

    , | Connecticut, USA |

    (I work at a sandwich shop. I have conversations like this every day. Mind you, he has a line of twelve other customers behind him. Also note that Hearty Italian only describes the type of bread.)

    Customer: “I’d like a six inch hearty italian.”

    Me: *gets bread* “What would you like on that?”

    Customer: “Six inch hearty italian.”

    Me: “What would you like ON it?”

    Customer: “Hearty italian.”

    Me: “What kind of sandwich is it?”

    Customer: “Six inch.”

    Me: *heavy sigh* “Oooookay then…”

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    Ah, Parents…

    , | Rhode Island, USA | Family & Kids, Top

    (The phone rings at around 6-ish.)

    Me: “Hello, this is D-…”

    (I hear loud crying in the background.)

    Man: “Hello, Disney World? I’m just calling to say that if my children don’t finish their vegetables in the next five minutes, we won’t be visiting you this year.”

    Me: “I…er…what?”

    Man: *whispering* “Thank you.” *click*

    There’s A Turkey Alright, But It’s Standing In Line

    | San Diego, CA, USA |

    Customer: “Hello, can I please get a turkey burger?”

    Me: “You mean a turkey sandwich?”

    Customer: “No, I mean a turkey burger!”

    Me: “Miss, we don’t sell turkey burgers here.”

    (Another customer orders a soy patty.)

    Customer: “Don’t lie to me! That woman just got one!”

    Me: “That is a soy patty.”

    Customer: “DON’T F***ING LIE TO ME!”

    Must Be A Vegan

    | Palm Coast, FL, USA | Top

    (I was working at a Subway about a year ago)

    Me: “Hi. What can I get for you?”

    Customer: “Let me see.” *looks at the menu* “A sub.”

    Me: “What kind of sub do you want, ma’am?”

    Customer: “I want provolone cheese?”

    Me: “What kind of meat would you like?”

    Customer: “Excuse me?”

    Me: “What kind of meat?”

    Customer: *agitated* “Are you being rude?”

    *storms out and stands in front of the store for a few minutes telling people not to come in because of a rude employee*


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