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    Ouch … Sorry, Fido

    , | California |

    Customer: “Are there any thrift stores around here that support cancer research?”

    Clerk: “No, I think the only ones in town support the humane society.”

    Customer: “Oh, we have asthma. We don’t want to support that.”

    Clerk: “…”

    No Good Deed Goes Unpunished

    , | United Kingdom | Top

    (Note: I didn’t even work at this place. I was just looking at the games with my dad but I figured I’d help this lady out.)

    Customer: “Hi, my son wants a Star Wars game. How much will that be?”

    Me: “Well, there are lots of Star Wars games, because some are older than others. The older ones are more likely to be cheaper… sometimes the console changes the price as well.”

    Customer: “Console?”

    Me: “The thing you play it on.”

    Customer: “Oh he’s got a Gamestation.”

    Me: “Do you mean a Playstation or a Gamecube?”

    Customer: “I don’t know, it’s black.”

    Me: “Is it cube shaped?”

    Customer: “No.”

    Me: “Right so, it’s a Playstation 2. Did your son say which type of Star Wars game he wanted, or even the name?”

    Customer: “No he just said Star Wars. A shooting one, I think.”

    Me:Most of them are shooting games…”

    Customer: “Well, this is the one with the laser guns in it and the laser swords.”

    Me: *cringing* “Laser guns and laser swords are what Star Wars is famous for.”

    (My dad, who is behind me, starts laughing.)

    Customer: “I’m not some Star Wars computer genius you know! This is only the 21st century. I don’t even know why you work here if you don’t know what I should buy!”

    Me: “I don’t actually work here.”

    Customer: “Well, why are you wearing the employee t-shirt?!”

    (She points towards my Children of Bodom t-shirt.)

    Me: “Good point, go and speak to my boss if you are unhappy about me working here.”

    Customer: “I will, and you might get fired, so watch-out!”

    Fine, We’ll Just Shout And Yell

    , | Dallas, TX, USA | Top

    Customer: “I think it’s very rude for you to talk on your cellphone while you’re at work.”

    Me: “No, ma’am, this isn’t a cellphone; it’s a headset. We use them to communicate with the other employees.”

    Customer: “That’s VERY rude.”

    How About ‘W’ For I Dunno WTF I’m Doing

    | Philadelphia, PA, USA |

    (I greeted a customer in the ‘C’ section of the CD department.)

    Me: “Can I help you find something?”

    Customer: “Yeah, I’m trying to find a Red Hot Chili Peppers CD.”

    Me: “Well, that would be under ‘R’. I’ll show you.”

    Customer: “Oh. I was going to check under ‘H’ next.”

    Me: “…”

    Come To Think Of It, He Is Pretty Incredible

    , | Glen Rock, NJ, USA |

    (I was in the store buying my comics when a lady walked in.)

    Lady: “Hi, can I get some comics appraised?”

    Worker: “Okay, what comics are they, and where are they?”

    Lady: “The comics are in my car. I’ve got a bunch of Marvel comics that I don’t need. I got a bunch of Spider-Man and I got the Fantastic Four from the ’50′s. Oh, I also got that comic… whats it called… The Incredible Hulk Hogan?”

    Worker: “You mean, the Incredible Hulk?”

    Lady: “Yeah, that’s it!”

    Me/My friends: “…”

    (As soon as she walked out the store, everybody started to laugh.)


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