Apparently, No Outfit Is Safe From The “You Must Work Here” Types
I was sewing new cushions for my RV dining benches when I realized I was a bit short on material. I quickly ran to the nearest superstore. I went to the fabric station and found my fabric, but there was no employee to cut the fabric and price it. I hit the call button. I waited and waited. I hit the button again, several times.
After literally twenty minutes, I started to roll out my fabric so that when an employee showed up it would be ready for cutting and would expedite this process. Yet still, no one came.
I was still standing there when two ladies come up to the table with bolts of fabric.
Lady #1: “Hi, can you get these really quick? We are in a hurry.”
Me: “No, honey, I don’t work here.”
Lady #2: “Well, you certainly look official!”
I looked down at my outfit. I was wearing patterned leggings, a pro-marijuana T-shirt, and a mask with a word that means something obscene in another language. I started laughing and they got mad. They threatened to call a manager. I was about to tell them to hurry up and call because I was still waiting, but just then, the worker showed up.