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    Digical Is Made Up Of Ones And D’ohs

    | Leicestershire, UK | Funny Names, Technology, Uncategorized

    Customer: “Hello, could you help me find a TV I was looking at yesterday?”

    Me: “Yes, of course.”

    (I show her the wall with TVs mounted on. There are around 40 different models.)

    Me: “Which TV were you looking at?”

    Customer: “I’m not sure. It’s digical.”

    Me: “These are all digital TVs. Can you remember the brand?”

    Customer: “No, it’s one of the digical ones.”

    Me: “Okay. Do you know what size or color it was?”

    Customer: *pauses* “It’s digical.”

    Me: “Okay, I’m not sure what you mean. I’ll go find one of the sales staff and see if they can help you.”

    Customer: *as I leave* “Tell them it’s digical!”

    Remote Chance Of A Refund

    | Missoula, MT, USA | Liars & Scammers, Uncategorized

    Customer: “Hi, I would like to return this TV.”

    Me: “Okay, what seems to be the problem with it?”

    Customer: “It doesn’t work right.”

    Me: “Okay, I will just have to take a look at it. May I see your receipt?”

    Customer: “You can’t look at the TV. It doesn’t work, that’s all! You need to know give me my money and send it back!”

    Me: “Sir, it is store policy. I have to look at the returned item before I can give you your refund.”

    (The customer stays silent. We open box to find a remote actually stuck into the TV screen.)

    Customer: “So, am I not gonna get that refund now?”

    Don’t Bet On This One

    | Canterbury, UK | Extra Stupid, Uncategorized

    Customer: “Wow, this wheel spins around and I think you put a ball in it.”

    Me: “Yes madam, it’s a roulette wheel.”

    Customer: “And what’s the point. Do you have to guess the numbers?”

    Me: “Some people actually bet on the outcome as well.”

    Customer: “That’s an awesome idea. They should have those in casinos!”

    It Will Be Kilo-Hours Before He Get’s It

    | Montreal, QC, Canada | Canada, Math & Science, Uncategorized

    Me: “Alright, your cell phone will be in service in twenty to thirty minutes.”

    Customer: “How much is that in American time?”

    Me: “I’m sorry?”

    Customer: “Well, in Canada you use the Metric system, right?”

    H2Slow, Part 2

    | Victoria, BC, Canada | Extra Stupid, Math & Science, Uncategorized

    (I’m watering plants in my aisle when a customer approaches me.)

    Customer: “Are these real?”

    Me: “Yes they are.” * continues pouring water*

    Customer: “Really?”

    Me: “I’m watering them, miss.”

    Customer: “Doesn’t mean they’re real.”

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