The Customer Is A Fool, Of This I Am Curtain

| United Kingdom | Extra Stupid, Home Improvement, Uncategorized

Customer: *holding a pair of curtains* “Excuse me, will these curtains fit in my window?”

Me: “I’m not sure Sir. Do you have the measurements of the window with you?”

Customer: *confused* “Measurements? I need to measure the window? How do I do that?”

(I hand the man a leaflet explaining how to measure windows correctly.)

Customer: “Oh, okay. I didn’t realise you had to take measurements. I just guessed it was one size fits all.”

Environ-mental

| Toronto, ON, Canada | At The Checkout, Math & Science, Uncategorized

Me: “Ma’am, would you like a bag to carry any of these items?”

Customer: “No, I’m an environmentalist. I don’t want to add to destroy our environment.”

Me: “Ma’am, security for this store requests that everyone at least receive a bag to know that you’ve bought items here.”

Customer: “You can’t tell me that I have to take a bag and I won’t have it. I refuse to contribute to the garbage problem!”

Me: “Fine, would you like to keep these hangers that your clothes came with?”

Customer: “No, just throw them out.”

They Cry Real Tears Too

| Keene, NH, USA | Extra Stupid, Uncategorized

(I watch as a customer unfolds every single shirt at a table, holds it up, and then puts it back. She walks to the next table and I begin refolding the shirts.)

Customer: “Oh, wow!”

Me: “Is something wrong, ma’am?”

Customer: “No, nothing. I just didn’t realize they got real people to fold the shirts!”

You Gotta Be Flushing Kidding Me

| Chicago, IL, USA | Rude & Risque, Uncategorized

Customer: “Do you all have a public bathroom?”

Me: “No, I’m sorry. It’s out of order.”

Customer: “What! What’s wrong with it?”

Me: “Well, someone clogged to toilet with paper towels and it doesn’t flush.”

Customer: “Well, can I use it and not flush?”

The Sun Is A Slacker Abroad

| Rutland, VT, USA | Technology, Tourists/Travel, Uncategorized

Me: “Hi ma’am. Is there anything I can help you find?”

Customer: “I am looking for a solar powered charger for my cell phone. Do you have anything like that?”

Me: “Yep, just follow me.”

Customer: “Also can you tell me which ones can work overseas?”

Related:
The Sun Is Such A Slacker Sometimes, Part 2
The Sun Is Such A Slacker Sometimes

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