Needs To Work On Their Socialist Skills, Part 7
I am helping some customers buy some local items. They are on vacation and have European accents, although I can’t place the exact country. They seem to have an American with them.
Me: “If you don’t mind me asking, where are you all from?”
Foreign Customer: “Denmark.”
Local Customer: “They’re my cousins, visiting for the week.”
Me: “Oh, that’s awesome! I’ve seen pictures, and it looks beautiful.”
Foreign Customer: “Yes, it does have some pretty places. How much is this one?”
Me: “That’s [price] plus tax.”
Local Customer: “So, that’s about [full price].”
Customer: “Oh, yes, I forget that the tax isn’t included in the price.”
I’m about to make a light joke about differences between our countries when another customer who was listening in speaks up.
Other Customer: “That’s because your communist countries don’t do tax, because the state owns everything!”
Customer: “Uh, that’s not true at all. Denmark is socialist, and we certainly do pay tax!”
Other Customer: “Socialist! Terrible! I’m glad you managed to escape over to America. You guys are the okay ones. It’s the ones from Mexico we need to kick out!”
And with that, the customer wanders off as if they didn’t just string together a bunch of super insulting things one after the other. The poor group of Danes are looking at me with a look of bewilderment.
Local Customer: “Welcome to America, where a large part of the population uses the word ‘socialist’ to describe everything politically left of hunting the homeless for sport.”
Related:
Needs To Work On His Socialist Skills, Part 6
Needs To Work On His Socialist Skills, Part 5
Needs To Work On His Socialist Skills, Part 4
Needs To Work On His Socialist Skills, Part 3
Needs To Work On His Socialist Skills, Part 2