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    A Fitting End

    | Canada |

    (Note: Our store sells a lot of larger items that don’t fit in the bags we have. Most cashiers are able to judge what can and cannot fit.)

    Me: “So, that’ll be [price].”

    Customer: “Can I get a bag for [awkwardly shaped purchase]?”

    Me: “We actually don’t have any bags that would be able to fit that.”

    Customer: “Oh, you’re just being lazy! Hand me that bag and I’ll make it fit!”

    (I hand her the bag as requested as she mumbles about “learning respect”. She struggles to try and fit the bag over the giant box whose edges are jutting out. However, after a few minutes of struggle, she finally gives up.)

    Customer: *defeated* “I’ll be paying with debit…”

    Disin-jean-ous Or Just Un-capris-hending

    | Sydney, Australia |

    Customer: “Can you tell me if this pair of pants is discounted?”

    (I scan the pants.)

    Me: “I’m sorry, but these are full price.”

    Customer: “But that sign says, ’40% Off Jackets and Vests’!” *looks at me expectantly*

    Me: “Yes, I can see that.”

    Customer: “Then these pants must be 40% off!”

    Me: “Ma’am, it’s 40% off jackets and vests.”

    Customer: “So?”

    Me: “Pants aren’t jackets nor vests.”

    Customer: “Really?!” *walks away, perplexed*

    Weekly Roundup: So Long, Sexism

    , , , , , | Not Always Right | Bigotry, Roundups

    So Long, Sexism: This week, we feature five stories of employees dealing with (and often overcoming) sexist remarks from customers!

    1. The Estrogen Empire Strikes Back:
      A sexist fast food customer faces women in power–everywhere!
    2. The Land Of Milk And Money:
      Don’t have a cow, man–ladies understand farming, too.
    3. Cross-Platform Chromosomes:
      Games may be platform-specific, but video gamers are gender neutral!
    4. Now Accepting Immigrants From Femmerica:
      News flash from Bigotland: half of America ain’t American.
    5. The Spice Girls Have A Lot To Answer For:
      Yes, “Ladies go first”–except when they’re cutting in line!

    PS #1: check out our new Extras section, with pictures, videos, and news galore!

    PS #2: Read more roundups here!

    The Customer’s New Clothes

    | AZ, USA |

    (I overhear a conversation between a customer and his wife as they are browsing around.)

    Wife: “So, do you see anything you like?”

    Husband: “No, not really.”

    Wife: “Nothing? Why not?”

    Husband: “Because I don’t wear clothes!”

    My Head Megahertz, Part 2

    | Kansas, USA | Technology

    Customer: “Hi, I would like to buy one of your trigabit hard drives.”

    Me: “Did you mean terabyte? We have a few right over here.”

    Customer: “No! I want a trigabit hard drive. Don’t tell me you don’t have one!”

    Me: “How much are you trying to store on this drive?”

    Customer: “Some family photos.”

    Me: “Around how many?”

    Customer: “Probably around 100. My son is very smart with computers and he said I would need at least a trigabyte!”

    Me: “Well, this 500 gigabyte hard drive will have more than enough space.”

    Customer: “You are frauds! I am never shopping here again!” *storms out*

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