Good Thing There Wasn’t A Warp Core Breach!
Way back in the day, I was in charge of checking out electronics returns when they came into our big box store. A customer came in to return a broken modem — a 28.8k. I told you it was back in the day!
At the time (I have no idea if this is still the case) we had to write down what the customer said was wrong, and as long as there was no obvious damage, we refunded their money.
The customer returning the modem said, with a deadpan look on his face:
Customer: “My son said this one doesn’t work because the dilithium crystals are missing.”
He pointed to a part of the modem where it looked as if one of the capacitors had broken off.
Me: *Stifling a giggle* “Can you repeat that for me, sir?”
He repeated himself with absolute conviction.
Whether he believed it or not, I let that one slide and gave him his money back. It’s one of my favorite stupid tech stories!