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    Even Bosses Have A Stupid Quota

    , | Edmonton, Alberta, Canada | Food & Drink, Top

    Customer: “I’d like pineapple on my sub.”

    Me: “I’m sorry, we don’t have pineapple. Only Mr. Sub has pineapple.”

    Customer: “Yes you do! I always get pineapple here!”

    Me: “I’ve worked here for quite a while, and we’ve never had it. Sorry!”

    Customer: “Excuse me, the customer is always right! You can’t argue with me!”

    Me: “Um…”

    Customer speaks to my manager: “Excuse me, your employee is arguing with me! What are you going to do about it?”

    Manager: “Don’t be so stupid! Get out of my store!”

    The Lost And Dumbfounded

    , | Mount Vernon, IA |

    Customer in the drive-thru: “Hi, I’d like a BK Veggie.”

    Me: “Sir, you’re at Hardee’s, not Burger King. We don’t have any vegetarian entrees.”

    Customer: “Oh, okay. Thanks anyway.”

    (Customer sits there for a few minutes before driving away)

    Captain Obvious To The Rescue

    , | Milwaukee, WI, USA | Top

    Me: “Hello, welcome to ***, what kind of sandwich can I get for you?”

    Customer: “Uhh… I’ll get a Club.”

    Me: “Would you like a 6 inch or a footlong?”

    Customer: “I don’t know, how long is a footlong?”

    Me: “It’s a FOOT LONG.”

    No Problem, We Have A Cow Out Back

    | St. Charles, MO, USA |

    Me: “Hi, welcome to xxxx! Can I get you something to drink?”

    Elderly Customer: *pounds fists on table* “I WANT BEEF!”

    Me: “O…k… If you’re ready to order, I could get you our Open-Faced Roast Beef Entree?”

    Elderly Customer: “I don’t care, I just want beef!”

    Me: “Okay…” *sighs*

    … And This Is Before He Got Buzzed

    | Monterey, CA, USA |

    Winemaker: “…as you taste this pinot you might notice flavors like cherry, vanilla, and roasted meat.”

    Taster: “Wow, yeah! That’s amazing. Do you put all that stuff right in the barrels?”

    Winemaker: “Ummm…no. Wine is only the fermented juice of the grapes. Those flavors come from the soil…”

    Taster: “Oh I see. So you bury it all around the plants.”

    Taster’s Girlfriend: “Honey, we should go.”

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