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    One Slice Short Of A Pizza

    , | Idaho, USA | Crazy Requests, Food & Drink, Top

    Customer: “I need 6 frozen pizzas as big as tires!”

    Me: “I don’t think we sell pizza that big, sir…”

    Customer: “Oh come on! I’ve got two flats and only one spare and I don’t wanna call a tow-truck!”

    Me: “Sir, I’m afraid that won’t work…”

    Customer: “Fine! Be ridiculous! I’m going somewhere else! If Tom Slick could do it, why can’t I?”

    Manager: “Holy crap! Sometimes I swear these idiots do these things on purpose!”

    She Uses The Google, Part 2

    | Rhode Island, USA |

    (Over the phone…)

    Lady: “Is there a way to see your menu before coming in?”

    Me: “Yes, you can google the name of the restaurant and the first link should take you to a menu.”

    Lady: “What’s…’google’ mean?”

    Me: “It’s a search engine on the internet. It’s at google.com.”

    Lady: “Just a sec…” *faintly* “Google…dot…com…”

    Lady: “It’s not working.”

    Me: “Did you spell the our name correctly?”

    Lady: “I can’t even get to this ‘google’ page! Wait… how do you spell ‘dot’?”

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    Ah, Parents…

    , | Rhode Island, USA | Family & Kids, Top

    (The phone rings at around 6-ish.)

    Me: “Hello, this is D-…”

    (I hear loud crying in the background.)

    Man: “Hello, Disney World? I’m just calling to say that if my children don’t finish their vegetables in the next five minutes, we won’t be visiting you this year.”

    Me: “I…er…what?”

    Man: *whispering* “Thank you.” *click*

    Prime Rib With A Side Of Sadomasochism

    | North Carolina, USA |

    (As I serve an order of prime rib with a side of mushrooms…)

    Customer: “Ohhh, ewww!”

    Me: “Is there a problem, ma’am?”

    Customer: “Not really, I just don’t like mushrooms.”

    Me: “I’m sorry, but I thought you ordered the mushrooms.”

    Customer: “Oh, I did. But I just don’t like mushrooms.”

    How To Scam A Scammer, Part 4

    , | Phoenix, AZ, USA |

    (My mom and I did long shifts at the restaurant we worked at, from 10 AM to 9 PM. Around 6:30 PM we received a call from a customer.)

    Customer: “Hi, I’m calling in for a complaint.”

    Me: “Okay, what’s the problem?”

    Customer: “Yeah, I came in this morning and ordered some food, but the guy there, he just PUNCHED me in the face!”

    Me: “Wh…you’re saying somebody working here punched you? When?”

    Customer: “It was today around noon. The man working there punched me. So can I get some free food? ‘Cause it really hurt. I mean, I could sue you guys.”

    Me, trying really hard not to laugh: “I’m sorry, sir, we can’t do that. My mother and I have been working here since the restaurant opened and I assure you, neither of us have punched you in the face. Also, we only have female employees…”

    Customer: “…Oh.” *click*

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