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    A Rose By Any Other Name, Part 2

    | Mississippi, USA |

    Customer: “Do you serve boneless wings?”

    Me: “Yes, ma’am, we do.”

    Customer: “Ok, then that’s what I’d like to order.”

    (I bring the customer her meal.)

    Customer: “Here are your boneless wings, ma’am. Enjoy.”

    Customer: “This isn’t what I ordered.”

    Me: “These are the boneless wings your ordered ma’am.”

    Customer: “No, these are chicken tenders. I want boneless wings.”

    Me: “Ma’am, boneless wings are basically chicken tenders.”

    Customer: “No, I want chicken wings with no bones!”

    Me: “Yeah…those don’t exist.”

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    If You Have To Ask, You’ll Never Know

    , | Canada |

    (A lady walks into the cafe, i just happen to be standing by the counter with my coworker.)

    Woman: “I’ll have *order* please”

    Coworker: “Okay, that’s $1.47.”

    (I make the coffee.)

    Woman: *leans in and whispers to me* “Excuse me?”

    Me: “Yes?”

    Woman: “What exactly is an ‘Emo’?”

    My, Aren’t We Feeling Entitled Today?

    | Maine, USA |

    Customer on phone: “I’d like a delivery please.”

    Me: “Sorry, we don’t deliver.”

    Customer: “I thought you delivered.”

    Me: “Sorry, we don’t.”

    Customer: “Well, do I get some kind of compensation?”

    Me: “Uhhh, no…”

    Customer: “You mean I was inconvenienced for all this time and I don’t even get a f***ing discount?”

    Me: “No…”

    Customer: *click*

    Singleminded

    , | Watertown, NY, USA |

    Me: “How can I help you today, sir?”

    Customer: “Yeah I’d like a pound of cajun chicken.”

    Me: “I’m sorry sir but we don’t carry cajun chicken, would you like some buffalo chicken in substitute?”

    Customer: “Which cajun chicken do you have?”

    Me: “I’m sorry sir but we don’t serve cajun chicken.”

    (My night manager is standing next to me. This guy goes on three more times, calm as can be, demanding cajun chicken.)

    Manager: “Sir…we don’t…would you like the santa fe chicken?”

    Customer: “I’d like the cajun chicken, where is your cajun chicken?”

    Me: *palmface*

    Manager: *slices santa fe chicken and wishes him a nice day*

    Even Bosses Have A Stupid Quota, Part 2

    | Newport, RI, USA |

    Customer: “Do you serve crab cakes?”

    Boss: “This is a hot dog stand.”

    Customer: “So do you sell crab cakes?”

    Boss: “We sell hot dogs, chips, and soda.”

    Customer: “So do you have crab cakes?”

    Boss: “No, we sell hot dogs, chips, and soda. Not crab cakes. Try a different stand.”

    Customer: “How can you not have crab cakes! This is Tall Ships! Everyone has crab cakes!”

    Boss: “Well, not us. Now there is an awful long line behind you so can you please move along?”

    Me: “Can I help the next person?”

    Customer: “HEY I AM THE CURRENT CUSTOMER! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHY YOU DON’T HAVE CRAB CAKES!”

    Me: “Look around you, sir. There are 7 people behind you, behind me there are people making hot dogs, sausage, and peppers. Behind you there is a crab cake stand. If you aren’t going to buy something other than hot dogs, please take your business somewhere else.”

    Customer: “I’M GOING SOMEWHERE ELSE! YOU PEOPLE HAVE NO MANNERS!” *storms off*

    Boss: “I don’t know what the hell was wrong with him, but if he talks to you like that again, I’m going to kick his a**.”

    Me: *happy I have an awesome boss* “Thanks.”

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