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Bawk-Bawk-Moooooo

| Georgia, USA | Uncategorized

Customer: “I was reading your menu. What is a smoked half-chicken?”

Me: “It’s half of a chicken that has been smoked over pecan wood.”

Customer: “What kind of chicken?”

Me: “Do you mean flavor? We don’t put any sauce on it…it’s served plain.”

Customer: “No…I mean what kind of chicken?”

Me: “Well, they just cut a whole chicken in half so you get the white and dark meat.”

Customer: “No! I mean, is it like from a cow or what?!”

Life Mangoes On

, | Bloomington, MN, USA | Uncategorized

Customer: “I want a shake.”

Me: “What kind would you like?”

Customer: “A milkshake.”

Me: “Okay, sir. What flavor would you like?”

Customer: “Whatever kind you have.”

Me: “We have, vanilla, chocolate, banana, strawberry, peach and fudge. Which one would you like?”

Customer: “Mango.”

Me: “We don’t have mango sir, would you like the peach?”

Customer: “No! I want a mango milkshake. Why does nobody ever understand?” *walks away*

A Misunderstanding Of Pi

, | Howard Beach, NY, USA | Uncategorized

Me: “Hello, can I help you?”

Customer: “Yeah, I’d like a large pepperoni pie and a bottle of [soda] delivered to [address].”

Me: “Okay, your total is ***. That’ll be about a half hour. Is that all?”

Customer: “Oh, also, how much extra would it cost to have my pie be 16 slices instead of 8? Because I’m really hungry tonight.”

Rain Drops Keep Falling On My (Thick) Head

, | Illinois, USA | Uncategorized

Me: “Thank you for choosing [name], how can I help you?”

(All I hear is the rain falling, so I repeat several times until the customer finally pulls around.)

Customer: “Did you get my order?”

Me: “No, I didn’t hear you say anything, sir.”

Customer: “Oh, well, I didn’t want rain to get in my car. I wasn’t sure if you could hear me through my window.”

Sweet (Tea) Out Of (Pot) Luck

, | Tennessee, USA | Uncategorized

(We are having our annual Christmas party/potluck dinner one Sunday night at our fast food restaurant. I’ve placed signs showing we are closed and have blocked off the drive thru. One of my fellow employees notices a man standing at the counter.)

Me: “Hi sir, can I help you with something?”

Customer: “I have been standing here for five minutes and I haven’t been helped! Give me a number one with a sweet tea.”

Me: “Well, we are closed on Sundays. This is our Christmas Party.”

Customer: “Closed? All the lights are on!”

Me: “Well, we need them for the party.”

Customer: “I have never heard of such a thing. So I can’t get that number one?”

Me: “No sir, all of our machines are off. We are closed.”

Customer: “What about a sweet tea?”

Me: “Sir, we are closed. We don’t have anything we can give to customers.”

(The customer sees our buffet-style employee potluck.)

Customer: “Well, can I get a plate?”

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