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    Either That, Or Like Eeyore

    | St. Louis, MO, USA |

    (I’m recording a group of 15 year-old rappers.)

    Me: “Do you like the way that sounds?”

    Rapper: “Yo, can you make me sound like, um… like a maaaaan?”

    Me: “Um… I’m not really sure I know what you mean.”

    Rapper: “Like, I wanna sound like a big man, ya know?”

    Me: “Hrm. Okay, let’s try this…” *I lower the pitch of his vocals a bit* …”like that?”

    Rapper: “Yeah! Perfect, now I sound all strong!”

    Why Alcohol And Customers Don’t Mix

    | Los Angeles, CA, USA | Top

    Me: “The Medic Recordings, how may I help you today?”

    Customer: “You know why I’m calling! Can I just come?!”

    Me: “Ma’am, whats the problem?”

    Customer: “Oh yes I’m sorry, it’s my son. He’s very sick.”

    Me: “Ma’am this is a recording studio. Are you sure you dialed the right number?”

    Customer: “WHAT?! The phone book says ‘The Medic’!”

    Me: “Uh…it says The Medic Recordings, I believe…”

    Customer: “This is ridiculous, I don’t care what you are. I’m coming in, my son has a terrible fever!”

    Me: “Ma’am I don’t think we could help you–”

    Customer: “JUST BE READY!”

    *Click*

    (Sure enough, she showed up about 15 minutes later and was obviously drunk because she had no son nor did she know why she came.)

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