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    | Las Vegas, NV, USA | Musical Mayhem

    (A customer about the age of thirty walks into the store.)

    Me: “Hello, how may I help you today?”

    Customer: “Yes, I’m looking for some recent Beatles records. Do you have any?”

    Me: *assuming she means recent re-releases* “Hold on one second.”

    (I find some and hand it to her.)

    Customer: “Thank you so much! The Beatles are my favorite band! I would shoot myself if they ever broke up!”

    Customer behind her: “Well, get your gun ready.”

    But How Do They Squeeze Him Into This Tiny Little Case

    , , | Buffalo, NY, USA |

    (A customer comes up to the counter with a DVD.)

    Me: “You all set?”

    Customer: “Is this a Rick James DVD?”

    Me: “Yes, it is.”

    Customer: “So you mean I can put this in my DVD player and look at Rick James!?”

    Me: “Yes, I believe that is the technology.”

    Customer: “Well, I’m gonna have to try it out, man!”