Trying Not To Read Ahead

| Iceland | Books & Reading, Health & Body

(I’m working the checkout counter when a cheerful old man, one of our regulars, comes to check out a book.)

Customer: “Do you also have that autobiography by [Author]?”

Me: “Let me check… Yes, we do have it. Would you like me to get it for you?”

Customer: “Oh, no. I’ll borrow it at a later date. I only ever borrow one book at a time, you know. After all, I’m in my 90s now. I might not live to return it!”

Veteran Veterinarian

| OH, USA | Books & Reading, Family & Kids, Pets & Animals, Theme Of The Month

(A girl of about 11 years old, who is a frequent library user, has brought a stack of books to my counter to check out. I’m in my 20s.)

Me: “Oh, lots of books about being a veterinarian!”

Girl: *nods head enthusiastically*

Me: “Well, when you become a vet I’ll bring my pets to you.”

Girl: *startled expression* “You’ll be dead by then!”